Tesla Recollections & Present Information — Dateline February 2032 −

Tesla Recollections & Present Information — Dateline February 2032 −


Earlier than the present information, we want to take a second for a nostalgic look again down the highway of Tesla Giga Texas historical past from the angle of early 2032:

It’s laborious to keep in mind that when the Giga Texas Complicated first started manufacturing in 2022, the only product was a Tesla automotive. It was known as the Mannequin “Y” from the primary 4 Tesla vehicles whose mannequin designations spelled S3XY.  

Additionally it is laborious now to think about the joy when Joe Tegtmeyer and Jeff Roberts’s drones captured the primary Prime Bot strolling out of the manufacturing facility and working across the Ring Street of manufacturing facility, via the Bot impediment course, after which again into the manufacturing facility for cargo. 

These movies grew to become routine till a newly minted Bot went astray and walked into the Colorado River. Joe simply occurred to be flying his drone on the time and captured the occasion for his over-one-million subscribers. Maybe one of the best a part of his video was the Bot strolling again out of the river and returning to the GIGA3-B manufacturing facility. 

It was later defined by Tesla that the errant journey activated the Bot’s homing program, so it was solely pure that he would stroll out of the river to return to GIGA3-B since this sequence of Bots weren’t programmed to swim as one in all their primary skillsets. 

Despite the truth that no human was injured and the Bot safely returned to the GIGA3-B Manufacturing unit, the Tesla inventory dropped $1,720 a share from the earlier excessive of $16,327.43. An enormous cry that Bots had been a danger to humanity once more arose from Wall Road (Texas). Wall Road (Texas) completely ignored the truth that lots of of human lives had been being saved yearly by Tesla Bots performing harmful duties that people beforehand needed to carry out. And in addition there was just one case of a human being killed by a Bot when the ground gave approach inflicting the Bot to fall on a human. That one occasion was within the information for days, and will likely be intently investigated by Congressional committees. Six Tesla Bots will likely be known as to testify, it was introduced on GovTube.

Later it was confirmed by Tesla HQ Austin, from the beauty look of the Bot, that it was scheduled to be a part of the brand new cargo of Bots destined for STARBASE at Boca Chica, after which on to Mars SpaceX Metropolis Delta when Earth and Mars are subsequent in correct place. They’re scheduled for launch on the now customary fifth era Starship Large Physique Cosmos Coaster with Bot self-loading configuration. 

Shifting again to present, many on Wall Road (NJ) are actually forecasting that the present manufacturing of two million Bots a 12 months will likely be elevated by 60% with the addition of the brand new GIGA3-C in Texas. This groundbreaking facility is particular in that Tesla claims that this GIGA3-C will likely be 97% constructed by Bots, together with the latest specialised building Bot with UV sensors that enable it to work at the hours of darkness and below any climate situations. Despite these accomplishments, skeptics are claiming that the standard of GIGA3-C Bots could be worse due to the shortage of people contributing to the development. Additionally that the match and end of those Bots could be visibly worse. 

Tesla Universe fanatic’s say that is nonsense and pointed to the truth that the Bot-built Tesla automobiles are indistinguishable from the older human-built ones and are simply as protected and dependable. This was echoed by Mr. Musk when he lately visited GIGA-ABC Texas. Whereas there he additionally demonstrated the most recent excessive efficiency prototype model of the Tesla Plaid Plane (EA) that flew him from STARBASE in much less that an hour, with just one flying intervention.  

Mr. Musk additionally acknowledged that he nonetheless has not fairly regained his “Earth Legs” after his second journey to Mars SpaceX Metropolis Alpha. And, he additionally dispelled the Wall Road (NJ) claims that Tesla is dropping cash on each Mars Metropolis Habitat assembled. SpaceX Mars (SXM) is presently up 23 Doge at market of $8,564 per Doge on the Wall Road (Mars) Alternate. 

It was famous that the latest Austin Boring Loop cease at Wall Road (Texas) was working easily and transporting 70% extra individuals with the addition of the Tesla Individuals/Bot Transporter that operates for twenty-four hours on the 4680.6 battery. The identical battery had additionally lately been added to the Cybertruck Work Truck for a weeks job website operation with out requiring recharging. 

Lastly, in wrap-up, it has been famous within the press that Tesla nonetheless sees no want for a PR division. However it was emphasised that if there’s ever a necessity for a PR Division, it will likely be manned by the bodily and electronically protected Ceramic Shield (CR) Bots as presently utilized by Congress for press conferences. 

By Jim Ringold teslacarstuff@gmail.com. All Rights Reserved.



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